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[Sumomo (#45447)]

 Oh yeah?! 50 GOOD REASONS TO BE A WOMAN;

[ahp (#43308)]

Haha, good ones (yet again stereotypical, but as Ken said, they're funny) .

TBH, I'd prefer to be a girl/woman over being a man; one can find quite many reasons in this thread

[neko_vamp (#43501)]

Ha! I like #9 and #46. And yeah, some were stereotypical but that's part of comedy (satire)

[LINK (#49487)]

29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.

When this happens, don't girls usually call 911? usually before a big party or dinner jk lol


Nice ones

[Vladtepes (#77219)]

YOU may think the stuff is free but you're paying for them somehow

[nauXolo (#69311)]

the speeding ticket one.. jeez. so true

[Sumomo (#45447)]

My favorite is this one...
34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.

Especially when you can milk that cow so many times that the guy never really knows, is she in PMS mode or just in bad mood?

[Ken Hayashi (#52012)]

Ha ha ha. So very funny. All are classics! I really liked them.

[[AN]Wölf_Brother (#5002)]

A good response Sumomo *applauds*

[Hex(f) (#54472)]

Ha ha....funny.
But what's wrong with :
"35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture the naked."

[Ken Hayashi (#52012)]

[Thalan (#44961)]

A very good response Sumomo.

[Morten (#65255)]

SOME of them was pretty "lame" while some are great and true ^^

imagine girls naked is a positive thing imo

and almost all of the points involves using girly sex appeal. which is a little far stretched ^^

and i wouldn't count the period for being a positive thing

[nauXolo (#69311)]

Am I weird?
Am I odd?
I never picture girls naked when I'm talking to them.

Then again I wouldn't want to have *** with them either. So ugly :X

[blue_scarlet (#41202)]

I like that one, Sumomo... stereotypes...though people wonder about stereotypes... it's still fun to read these things.

The only reason why I don't like being a girl... is delivering a child. I'm not really scared of pregnancy... it's the delivery that scares me. But.. overall.. I like being a girl.

Having a period once a month is not hard... you get used to it after 3 times you've had it.. so it's not really a big deal. You can still do what you do when you don't have a period ....though not all.

[Ryoko-chan (#75041)]

LOL! The list was great, but I can't quite see myself going along with #40. ^_^ Then again, I don't worry about getting into too many fights. ^_~

[Sumomo (#45447)]

The way I see it is, I'm not going to get pregnant.
I'm going to adopt!

No way I'm squeezing a baby the size of a melon out of my.... yeah. No frigggin' way

[Ryoko-chan (#75041)]

Lol, I'm not going to do any thing crazy like having a kid for at least eight or nine years. I've seen too many people have problems because they've had children too early.
I got to thinking about this line, though:

[BadSp00n (#71178)]

M00 to the girls

[Morten (#65255)]

[neko_vamp (#43501)]

[ahp (#43308)]

[Sumomo (#45447)]

[Doff (#45012)]

[Sumomo (#45447)]

[Doff (#45012)]

[Sumomo (#45447)]

[Doff (#45012)]

[Mariku-kun (#69108)]

This isn't called Badlands for nothing. ^^;;

[Morten (#65255)]

[ahp (#43308)]

[Ken Hayashi (#52012)]

It's really funny reading about you ladies fearing child birth so much.

My wife had no problems with it. Never even suffered from morning sickness. Yeah, she was very well taken care of (courtesy of me).

It was really fun, a joy, watching your wife give birth to your child. I was there in the delivery room. And to prevent ripping her "there", the doctor gave her a snip under local aneastesia (sp) and sewed her up afterwards.

No problems.

Periods? She gets grumpy and has cramps. I just leave her alone to get over it.

[Thomas(akaTammo) (#57694)]

LoL

It's kinda obvious what that thread would fall into, but i didn't expect it to be THAT quick...

So a propos de discussion about giving birth.
Actually, a lot of women knowing that it is inevitable to give birth and actually DESIRING a baby (their own, not just any baby) wants the whole thing. Nine months, giving birth, included. Because, my dear Sumomo, it's part of it. Yeah, there ARE other ways. You can even have it made outside. Take Your genes, take father's as well etc. Mostly - it COSTS. Adoption? Nice of You and ... I wonder what Your bf would tell... Because if You are in a relation than it's not only Your decision, unless he's a chickenwuss and You may force that kind of decision on him.

And Doff - I second ou. I never thought that Sumomo would sound so 10-year'ish....

Do You also feel cheated on this Sumomo? That poor women are giving birth while men are not?
Teasing....

Ahp: LOL
Might one know why?

O!! I got it.... You reminded me of a movie where a guy was embodying a woman once. (man's spirit in woman's body - sort of occult comedy it was). First thing he did was standing before the mirror, stripping top-less, putting his hands to breasts and gently caress them, a bit while having pure bliss on his face and saying "They're here!! THEY'RE HERE!!!" I laughed like hell seeing that!!

Of course that may NOT be a reason in Your case....

And back on topic - just a few remarks I couldn't hold off...

50. You get to have sexy curves and be lusted after by every idiot out there.

THAT is a good thing??!! Laughing Out Loud!!

44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.
How about lesbian ones?

31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
That's so true... LoL

28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.
I can do it! I can do it as well! oh wait... it's not 'his ass'...

19. Brad Pitt.
LoL.... that one is almost always on those lists made by women... I wonder if it ain't the TRUTH rather than just stereotype....

18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
The Speedo... ?

15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
I can do it as well... OK. I know I won't but I still can!

14. You can sleep your way to the top.
All the bosses on the way are man?
Hmmm...
I like that assumption - all the bosses are man


Just a remark = that post is full of teasing.... so don't You go after me with an .... suddenly ducks to evade some flying object, looks at it ... AXE?!!

[Ken Hayashi (#52012)]

[ahp (#43308)]

[charn (#40191)]

yeah LOL it's all true ..

[Sumomo (#45447)]

@Tammo/Doff - thanks a lot guys...for making my opinion of that of a 10 year old

hehe (Yey, I'm 10 years old - I HAVE THE ABILITY TO BE A CHILD STILL)

But ok, point is, its not that I dont want children - because that I want. No question about that.
And yes, every woman out there thinks its WORTH it, after getting the baby in their hands. Then 9 months and pain/agony during childbirth is "forgotten".
I'm well aware of that fact.

But it does not change the fact that I'm not interested in going through it just to experience "holding the baby in my arms and forgetting it all".
I see that experience just as good as in adopting one. But thats MY opinion and thats probably why I dont feel its a loss not being pregnant and giving birth to your own genes.

Some people just are that way.

And yes, my bf dont mind it. Like me, its not important for him to have a baby of his own genes. He agrees on the adoption thing.

Its just not important.

And no, I dont feel cheated on it - I have no problem with it being a woman giving birth instead of a man - cause after all, I'm well aware of that special bond and what a special feeling it must be to connect with having a baby in your tummy.
Something men will never be able to experience.

All this I know - but still, at this point in my life, I'm 100% sure that adoption is for me.
That being said, things COULD change in the future...

And this was really
So back to ON - topic

[ThePaper (#66805)]

Yay go Sumomo! Nice topic alot true too

[Bardack (#52583)]

OK, these things and the ones about men are funny but let me say this straight :

1) Most men are fundamentally happy if they get the “thing” that only women have, so if a woman wants to make a man happy she knows what to “offer”;
2) Most women need more than one reason to be fundamentally happy. That’s why we men, who care about our women, are constantly trying to improve our skills in order to be both strong and sweet, both cool and nice, good hydraulics, electricians, psychologists …

[Caireen (#65939)]

[blue_scarlet (#41202)]

[ahp (#43308)]

[bluecrystal_19 (#77299)]

LOL... good one. I liked the one about the shopping. Not that i shop a lot though.

[Kainy (#22295)]

So basically...

1. Abuse double standard

2. Abuse double standard in 2nd way

...

50. Abuse double standard in 50th way

(I fully realize this is in jest, but that doesn't make me any less bitter as a person)

[Strider (#11624)]

All valid points, but being a woman, you would have to go through the difficult path of giving birth, which I think is one of the hardest things in life and also one of the most amazing experiences in life. And that is something no man would argue about. So all in all, I'm sure it's great.